🎭 FAKE BOARD 🎭
🎭 FAKE BOARD 🎭
Fake School Board of Chaos
⚠️ THIS IS A PARODY WEBSITE ⚠️ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

PARODY: Imaginary Languages and Make-Believe Classes

Classroom of Students with their hands raised

FAKE School Registration for Never-Ending Chaos

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2025-2026 School Year of Complete Pandemonium

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Fake Student Transportation
Imaginary Bus Rides
Register A Fake Student
Register Nobody
Chaos Calendar
Days of Mayhem
Broken Student Tools
Broken Websites
Fake Family Resources
Nonexistent Help
Report Chaos
Report Nothing
News
Visit the FAKE Newsroom
Visit the FAKE Newsroom

Upcoming Board Activities

Board & Committee Meetings

Learning, Equity and Well-Being Standing Committee
Public Session
Parent, Family and Chaos Community Engagement Advisory Committee (PEAC) Meeting
Public Session
Audit Committee Meeting
Finance and Property Standing Committee
Policy and By-Law Standing Committee
Public Session
View All Meetings

Board Events

Firefighters' National Memorial Day
International IT Professionals Day
Powley Day
Public Session
International Week of the Deaf
York Region Newcomer Youth Dodgeball Tournament and Information Fair
View All Events

Message from a random bar stool

hello i am not doing anything!!
Ben Dover
bar stool

Message from this old guy

We will continue to not properly fund schools in order to pay my 300k salary.
Gooner
Directooor of Something
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